"You Can't Please 'Em All"
The latest comedy special from Jim Florentine.
The latest comedy special from Jim Florentine.
The latest comedy special from Jim Florentine.
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March 7th
Improv *With Don Jamieson and Joe Bartnick
Hollywood, CA
March 8th
Westwood Coast *With Joe Bartnick and Don Jamieson
Costa Mesa, CA
March 13th
Newtown Theater
Newtown, PA
March 20th
Kenosha Comedy Club *With Don Jamieson
Kenosha, WI
March 21st
Kenosha Comedy Club *With Don Jamieson
Kenosha, WI
March 27th
Boca Black Box Comedy Club
Boca Raton, FL
March 28th
Boca Black Box Comedy Club
Boca Raton, FL
April 1st
Soundpost Venue
Pompano Beach, FL
April 11th
Algonquin Theater
Manasquan, NJ
April 12th
Monsters Of Rock Cruise *April 12-17
Miami, FL
April 18th
Soul Joel's Comedy Club
Pottstown, PA
May 8th
Crooked Mouth Brewing *With Vinny Paulino
Endicott, NY
May 9th
Elmwood Commons Theater *With Vinny Paulino
Buffalo, NY
May 13th
Spokane Comedy Club
Spokane, WA
May 14th
Tacoma Comedy Club
Tacoma, WA
May 29th
Comedy Zone *6:30pm and 8:45pm shows
Harrisburg, PA
May 30th
Comedy Zone *6pm and 8:30pm shows
Harrisburg, PA
June 13th
Avenel Performing Arts Center
Avenel, NJ
June 18th
Kellars Comedy Club
Erie, PA
June 19th
Kellars Comedy Club
Erie, PA
June 20th
Kellars Comedy Club
Erie, PA
July 10th
Riot Comedy Club
Conroe, TX
July 11th
Riot Comedy Club
Conroe, TX
August 18th
Springfield Comedy Club
Springfield, MO
August 19th
Bricktown Comedy Club
Tulsa, OK
August 20th
Bricktown Comedy Club
Oklahoma City, OK
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Before you grab tickets, see what critics are saying. From his brutally honest stand-up to his legendary prank calls, reviews reveal why Florentine’s humor hits different. Whether you know him from That Metal Show or his podcast Everybody is Awful, dive into the latest audience reactions and find out if his set delivers the punchlines you’re craving.

"Whenever you hear Jim Florentine’s crackling, flinty baritone voice, you brace yourself for something sarcastic. It could be his years on Comedy Central’s puppet-fueled "Crank Yankers," his near-decade-long "That Metal Show" on VH1, his snarky podcast "Comedy Metal Midgets," or his stand-up, the likes of which he’ll repeat from August 17 to August 19 at Punch Line Philly..." Read More

"Most of the world got to know stand-up comedian Jim Florentine through his work on Comedy Central’s Crank Yankers. Florentine was the twisted genius and voice behind Special Ed. Florentine spoke with Paste Magazine this year about creating Special Ed..." Read More

"Any band will tell you opening for Slayer is a tough gig, but imagine tackling this task with just a microphone and some jokes. This has to make playing the roughest of comedy clubs seem like making a bowl of cereal. Perhaps it’s experiences like these that have stand-up comic Jim Florentine appear so comfortable and fearless on-stage..." Read More

"Stand-up comedian Jim Florentine has his own industry of prank phone calls and candid camera-style stunts released on various CDs and DVDs, that reached the most prominence when some were adapted for “Crank Yankers” on Comedy Central..." Read More
"Jim Florentine and Don Jamieson are veteran stand-up comedians from New Jersey who appear alongside New York City radio icon Eddie Trunk on “That Metal Show” on VH1 Classic. Now in its 14th season, “That Metal Show”..." Read More
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Whether it’s stand-up, podcasts, or prank calls, Jim Florentine’s unapologetic stand-up has enteranined millions. Get to know the man behind the mic.
A well respected Emmy award veteran in the comedy world for over 30 years now Jim is still at the top of his game.
With regular appearances on Gutfeld and Kill Tony and his past credits including co host of That Metal Show, Crank Yankers, HBO Inside The NFL, HBO Down N Dirty with Jim Norton, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Howard Stern, Opie and Anthony, Craig Kilborn show, George Lopez show, Carson Daly show, Gotham Comedy Live. Film and TV credits include Trainwreck Movie, Inside Amy Schumer, Louie on FX {Submitted for an Emmy for best supporting role} Beer League movie, A LIttle Help movie, Californication, Red Oaks, Girls, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, MTV Video Music Awards with Eminem, Spike TV Video Game Awards, The Apprentice, and numerous more. Jim recently released his 5th Comedy Special along with 4 Stand Up Comedy albums and 7 Terrorizing Telemarketers albums.
So far he has 4 number 1 albums and 6 others in the top 5. He is the only artist to have 2 different comedy albums released in a year both land in the top 5.
Want to catch Jim Florentine live? Check upcoming stand-up tour dates to see when he’s performing in your city. Have a question, comment, or story to share? Reach out directly - Jim reads fan messages and loves hearing from comedy lovers, podcast listeners, and metalheads alike.
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